Confessions of a Christmas Banshee is a charming, delightful, and just a bit racy hour of holiday entertainment, showcasing the triple-threat talents of its L.A. based cast of four (who met a few years back while performing on Broadway).
Writer/co-choreographer/star Wendy Rosoff (42nd Street), an adorable pixie of a singer/dancer/actress, takes us back to her childhood, when the Christmas season was her most eagerly awaited time of the year. Providing sensational support for this dynamo of a Christmas Banshee are three sexy male elves, Brad DeLima (42nd Street), Chris Prinzo (Mamma Mia), and Liam de Burca (The Music Man).
Rosoff begins her ready-for-cable Christmas Special with a poem, “The Birth of a Christmas Banshee.” We learn that, as a Christmas-crazy child growing up in New York, Rosoff decided to create her own Christmas musical, with the help of her friends. Recalling that time, 2007 Wendy and her elves give us a Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies which combines ballet moves with chorus line kicks.
If Confessions of a Christmas Banshee seems a bit like a live version of a Christmas TV special, it may be because Rosoff grew up adoring holiday specials, forcing her brothers Greg and Jono (DeLima and Prinzo) to watch them with her, and giving them pop quizzes to test their levels of comprehension.
In “Claymation Education,” rapper Rosoff recalls watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (as we view clips from the TV special projected behind her). The infectious number has an early 60s pop rock feel, reminiscent of The Angels’ “My Boyfriend’s Back.” DeLima and Prinzo back Rosoff up in this number, prompting a jealous de Burca to ask, “Why didn’t you pick me?” to which Rosoff quickly responds, “Go choreograph something for yourself.” (She’s so cute, we forgive her the bitchiness.)
Like many of us, Rosoff never seemed to get the Christmas gifts she was most wishing for. “What should be filled with joy and love was laden with angst and fear,” she explains, seguewaying into a charming rendition of “Alvin’s Song” (“Me I want a hula hoop…”) which climaxes with an operatic finale, allowing Rosoff to show her vocal range.
After dancing to a spirited Louis Armstrong’s “Zat you, Santie Claus?” (with the help of de Burca and Prinzo and three candy-cane canes), Rosoff describes to us the “undeniable magic of a New York City Christmas”—Fifth Avenue, the tree at Rockefeller Center, snow in Central Park (“before the dogs piss all over everything”), the main drawback being the slow-walking out-of-towners with their heads always pointing up, getting in the way of “real New Yorkers” who are in a rush to finish their last minute shopping.
The quietly moving and beautifully sung “All Those Christmas Clichés” (“I want a roof full of plywood reindeer, I want a road full of horse-drawn sleighs. All Those Christmas Clichés”) is followed by the jitterbuggy “I’d Like to Hitch a Ride with Santa Claus.”
Rosoff’s Christmas dream job of playing Mrs. Claus (though sadly not in New York but in Detroit) turned out to be a bit of a nightmare, performing opposite obnoxious midget elves. One came up only to her crotch, leading to some uncomfortable moments. Another, an overweight gal named Kimmy, liked to run around naked, “looking like a giant Shar-Pei.” (This and a couple other risqué segments make Confessions of a Christmas Banshee more likely to show up on Showtime than on ABC.) Rosoff recalls her time in Detroit in “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” with Rosoff, Fantasy Santa de Burca, and elves DeLima and Prinzo doing some ghetto-fabulous tap-dancing to new lyrics (about the Detroit experience).
Rosoff first realized her dream of performing on Broadway when she became one of three new company members in A Christmas Carol. Unfortunately, this meant performing not eight but an exhausting fifteen shows a week. It also meant executing the impossible “front walkover” dance step wearing antlers on her head and high heels. This reminiscence leads to a hilariously rewritten “Twelve Days of Christmas” (“On the first day of rehearsal, stage management said to me…”), featuring DeLima and Prinzo as her obnoxious stage managers.
Our course in Christmas Banshee 101 concludes with the very funny indeed alto’s lament, “Give Me A Chance to Sing Melody,” which allows Rosoff to demonstrate how untuneful songs like White Christmas and Silent Night sound when we hear only the alto parts.
Confessions of a Christmas Banshee succeeds both as holiday entertainment and as a showcase for Wendy Rosoff and her talented elf companions. Rosoff, dressed in black in a figure-fitting “Banshee” t-shirt and Capri pants with high heels, is so cute that many in the audience probably wish they could pack her up and take her home with them for Christmas. Her girl-next-door charm makes even the “naughty” reminiscences and occasional use of the F-word seem “nice,” and her dance moves make it easy to see why she was part of the original company of the 42nd Street Broadway revival a few years back.
It’s also great to see two of my favorite New York to L.A. transplants Chris Prinzo (a Reprise regular) and Brad de Lima (who starred in the SoCal tour of Footloose) in a production that showcases their talents, especially as topnotch dancers. Aussie Liam de Burca is new to me, but a sensational dancer as well.
Gary Austin’s direction brings out the best in the four performers, musical director Rachael Lawrence provides lively keyboard support, and Melissa Giattino and Rosoff’s choreography showcases the cast’s talent in various dance genres.
The only downside to all this Christmas magic is that its brief four-performance run ended yesterday. Hopefully, though, Rosoff’s Confessions will come back in Christmases future. It’s well worth wishing for a return visit.
(Oh, by the way, Wendy Rosoff is Jewish.)
Lankershim Arts Center, 5108 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood, CA 91601 December 6-9; Thursday, Friday, Saturday @ 8:00pm and Sunday @ 3:00pm